Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones Quotes

Joffrey Baratheon: We ride for King’s Landing today.
Tyrion Lannister: Before you go you will call on Lord and lady Stark and offer your sympathies.
Joffrey Baratheon: “What good will my sympathies do them?
Tyrion Lannister: None, but it is expected of you. You’re absence is already been noted.
Joffrey Baratheon: The boy means nothing to me and I can’t stand the wailing of women.
Tyrion Lannister: [slaps Joffrey] One word and I hit you again.
Joffrey Baratheon: I’m telling mother!
Tyrion Lannister: [slaps Joffrey] Go, tell her! But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark. And you will fall on your knees in front of them and tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service and that all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?
Joffrey Baratheon: You can’t-
Tyrion Lannister: [slaps Joffrey] Do you understand?


Jon Snow: [after giving Arya her sword] First lesson; stick them with the pointy end.


Jon Snow: All the best swords have names you know.
Arya Stark: Sansa can keep her sow needles. I’ve got a Needle of my own.


Eddard Stark: Daenerys Targaryen has wed some Dothraki horse lord, what of it? Should we send her a wedding gift?
Robert Baratheon: A knife perhaps. A good sharp one and a bold man to wield it.


Robert Baratheon: Lord Eddard Stark, I would name you the Hand of the King.
Eddard Stark: [kneels] I’m not worthy of the honor.
Robert Baratheon: I’m not trying to honor you. I’m trying to get you to run my kingdom while I can eat, drink and whore my way to an early grave. Damn it Ned, stand up. You helped me win the Iron Throne, now help me keep the damned thing.


Viserys Targaryen: When they write the history of my reign, sweet sister, they will say it began today.


Jon Snow: You’re Tyrion Lannister? The Queen’s brother?
Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment. And you, you’re Ned Stark’s bastard, aren’t you? [Jon walks away] Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard though.
Jon Snow: Lord Eddard Stark is my father.
Tyrion Lannister: And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you the bastard. Let me go you some advice, bastard; never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon Snow: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion Lannister: All dwarfs are bastards in their father’s eyes.


Magister Illyrio: A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.


[Bran has just caught Queen Cersei making out with her brother]
Cersei Lannister: He saw us!
Jaime Lannister: [to Bran] It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright.
Cersei Lannister: “He saw us!”
Jaime Lannister: [to Cersei] I heard you’re the first time. [to Bran] Quite the little climber aren’t you? How old are you boy?
Bran Stark: Ten.
Jaime Lannister: Ten? [pause] The things I do for love. [pushes Bran out of the window]


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