The Larry Sanders Show

The Larry Sanders Show Quotes

Hank Kingsley: [trying to pitch ideas for column to stop Larry story getting out] Let me see, I'll run through these, see if anything works for you - I'm afraid of the dark, nah, didn't think so. This is hard - red wine gives me hives, I got a special thing for Asian ladies.

Jerry Seinfeld: Anyway Larry, we're going to enjoy watching you in syndication, after this.
Larry: This show isn't going to be syndicated.
Jerry Seinfeld: Oh that's right, that's me.

Larry: Thank you very much. No flipping.

Hank Kingsley: Hey now!

Arthur: [talking to a janitor after hours] Dimitri, my man, you and I both clean up **** for a living. The only difference is my **** talks back.

Bruno Kirby: I was in The Godfather.
Hank Kingsley: I don't think so.
Bruno Kirby: I was in The Godfather Part 2.
Hank Kingsley: Oh see, I only saw part 3, the good one.

Darlene Chapinni: I'm going to Hank's restaurant to drop off his reading glasses.
Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.
Darlene Chapinni: The relationship with you and Hank is so cool.
Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.

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